Cat: Meow meow meow meow.
Chicken: I will feed you now.
All cats are Jedis, and all cats are on the dark side. Most of them still can’t work a can opener to save their lives, which is why they resort to petty mind tricks.
“Luke, you are my dinner.”
This one is going on the frig. But not where the cat can see it…nom, nom, nom!