Chicken 1: that was a wooden stake, right?
Chicken 2: The guy at Ikea said it had a mahogany veneer!
So, like in the old Curtis Mathes commercials, it’s “genuine imitation woodgrain plastic.”
Another example of what happens when you remove the thin veneer of society.
and of course, it comes in like, a gigabilion parts with weird pictures.
Has to be oak.
You’re doomed. But that’s okay.
You shopped at IKEA? And made it out alive—only to be chased by Vampire Chicken!