Chicken: Uh yeah... I need to call in sick...
Boss: What's your excuse this time??
Chicken: Well, it's the apocalypse...
Boss: It's always something with you!
Suffering from the heat, it’ll be the death of us yet.
If I was Chicken’s boss, I would say “prove it!” :P
That’s a better excuse than “my boss died in a horrible workplace ‘accident’”
That’s not the pockalips. Fake news! ~ The “President”
Don’t worry It is just Umbrella Academy = second attempt.
Can’t call in sick, so I think I’ll call in dead.