Cat 1: I see from your resume that you've done a considerable amount of lying around and sleeping.
Cat 2: Yes. Yes I have.
Cat 1: Impressive.
lying around + sleeping = cats ; Sleeping around + lying = President :-)
Wish my boss would say that.
Lucky cat. Not only won’t they let me sleep at work, but I have to stay off the table in the break room, and I can’t claw the office furniture.
“You’re hired, as Designated House Cat First Class. Here is your official job description which you can shred right away.”
They’re just scratching the surface.
To quote Liam Neesan in Taken, “a very particular set of skills”
It’s good work, if you can get it.
We’re sending you to the shelter to find a human family to adopt.