Do you suffer from bad breath? You can eliminate the problem by simply masking your breath. Wear an old fish on your head. This message brought to you by Jimmy's discount fish emporium.
Why did I not think of this?
Another good use for stinky fish? Making your own stinky cheese! – Brought to you by Jimmy’s! (They also cover foot odor. Tie them to your feet.)
And for the flatulent… a codpiece.
that would be more a diversion
Let minnow if that works out.
I don’t suffer from it. The people around me may, but I don’t.
Reminds me of Cal the superhero whose power is his awful breath, though he’s weak and fragile in every other way …
Super Cal is fragilistic ’cept for halitosis.