Chicken: Why do pigs wallow in mud?
Pig: Geez. Yeah I like sitting in mud... But I wouldn't describe it as "wallowing." You make it sound so unseemly!
“Unseemly” Is that what they mean when they say “engaging with the President”?
Mud baths cost extra. Enjoy the time you’re in there.
“I like beer.”
“Plus, hey, they like bacon; they’re going to hose me down, kill me, cut me up and eat me. So, I have my fun for now.”
This is a dirty joke! …pig fell in the mud… hehehe…