Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 01, 2020

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    Ida No  over 3 years ago

    I dunno. I just get my Fresh Start™ from the cereal aisle in my local grocery store. That way, I remain regular all day, too.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Odd. That’s exactly how I stat my new year’s day.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    This is hysterically funny!

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    fgerbil46  over 3 years ago

    The girls all get prettier at closing timeThey all begin to look like movie starsThe girls all get prettier at closing timeWhen the change starts taking placeIt puts a glow on every faceOf the falling angels of the back street bars.

    If I could rate ‘em on a scale from 1 to 10I’m lookin’ for a 9 but 8 would slip right inA few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4But when tomorrow morning comes, And I wake up with a number 1I swear I’ll never do it anymore.


    Now, I don’t mean to criticize the girls at allI’m no Robert Redford, even overhauledWe all picture in our minds a girl that looks just rightAin’t it funny, ain’t it strange,The way a man’s opinion changesWhen he starts to face that lonely night.


    Of the falling angels of the back street bars

    Thank you Mickey Gilley! :-)

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    marilynnbyerly  over 3 years ago

    To all the people with hangovers, I scream, “HAPPY NEW YEAR.”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What is this – the world of Adventure Time? A living ,talking box? Why that is almost as absurd as talking chickens….wait; this is a cartoon. Never mind.

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    warjoski Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So he drank until he rebooted

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    how many tequilas did i drink last night?

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