Employee morale is at an all-time low
Time for a motivational speech!
work harder or you're all fired
And if that doesn’t work, we release the motivational dobermans.
“The beatings will continue until morale improves….”
FIRE him? That guy is a management STAR! The company has him training new managers! And showing them how to get the nails into the sticks just right.
They need donuts in the break room. If they even have one. :)