everybody thinks owls are wise
stop asking me for advice! I'm about as wise as a seagull!
its a lot of pressure.
Being wise is not the same as knowing things. Sometimes, it’s more a matter of just getting to the center of that damned Tootsie Pop.
Seagulls might be wise, for all I know. I’ve never spoken with one at length.
I know the seagulls in Wallace the brave are pretty wise, they even quote Plato to eachother
Sometimes you’re owl talk and no action.
How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?