rabbits don't even hide their food
whereas us squirrels have a proud tradition of food - hiding...
NO, you can not be the easter squirrel
That would make sense.
Yes, squirrels are great at hiding things. They’re horrible at finding them. Like, where are your keys and the remote?
Squirrel remains hoptimistic.
O why not?!…. It’s not like anything else feels normal this year……
Squirrels are lazy and forgetful. Most of their winter food is buried in my flower beds with the soft soil, and I’m constantly having to pull up small trees from the nuts they forgot over the winter.
All the squirrels in my neighborhood are too busy playing slap and tickle to hide eggs.
Dammit. (kicks pebble)
That’s just nuts