No thanks. I'm on a strict cheeseburger diet.
Hell on the heart, but at least they don’t require the dentures to be put in.
‘Salad?’ ‘No, that’s what the steer ate just before it croaked. I don’t want to follow that path.’
I admire her will power; it’s so hard to stay on a diet in the face of such temptation.
Great line. I’m keeping that one.
Cheeseburgers are just salads built to carry in your hand, a little pickle, lettuce, and tomato, with some meat bits and between croutons.
If you order it with lettuce, tomato, pickles and onion does that count as a salad?
Sounds like my father, although he’d skip the bun. Atkins for him.
i wonder what a ‘strict’ burger tastes like – i used to prefer ‘juicy’…