It was actually just a big misunderstanding
amateur dagger juggler
Never juggle around sleeping kings. It never ends well.
“Is this a dagger I see before me?”
Manager: “Just shut up, take the blades from the carry case and get on stage already!”
I tried to tell ’em.
The first one might have been an accident, but what about all the others?
I’ll get the Hello Kitty band-aids. :)