me? I'm a stockbroker
But Id really love to pursue my dream job...
peeing on stuff
You can paid for that? Maybe as a weed killer.
Dream big. Aim low.
“Can I hump your leg?”
R Kelly, is that you?
I wanted to quit one job by peeing on my bosses desk and taking a dump in is top drawer
One of trumphole’s favorites.
Hey, that’s my dream job, too!
My wife says, “Men use toilets the same way dogs use fire hydrants.”
I was hoping to find out what the cat does for a living. :)
The peebrain’s all wet.
The Lassie Philosophy
If you can’t eat it or screw it, piss on it