Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 14, 2020

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    marilynnbyerly  about 2 years ago

    Okay, I’ll pick the low hanging fruit. Juggling chainsaws will definitely make you short, short of hands, feet, and other useful body parts.

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    tudza Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Trust me, start with bean bags made for juggling. You can get 3 for $5-$10. I can also recommend a very good instructional video.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 years ago

    Start with tennis balls and stay with tennis balls.

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    P51Strega  about 2 years ago

    “This has been a public service announcement from this comic and fine folks at Joe’s ER”

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    Altar_Ego  about 2 years ago

    Pretty good analogy for these strange days we’re living in…

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    John Falstaff  about 2 years ago

    This is great, now that I think about it! I lost part of a leg in an accident. Sometimes childen ask, and I’ll say a whale got it, or a shark, or that I’m turning myself into a robot, one step at a time. :-) Now I can add: “If your mother tells you not to juggle chainsaws, BELIEVE her!” ;-)

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    amaneaux  about 2 years ago

    This has been “Deep Thoughts” with Jack Handless.

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    tims145  about 2 years ago

    No, start with chainsaw but not turned on! When you get good with that, juggle one running and one non-running one and work your way up. = PROFIT.

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    Three Steps Over Japan  about 2 years ago

    The first cut runs deepest.

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    makhaight  about 2 years ago

    no, DON’T start with tennis balls. They roll all over. Start with small bean bags or hackysacks.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 years ago

    Wusthof boning knives can be tricky.

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