Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for March 29, 2023

Isnt it for us all

None of my weaknesses are great. The all really suck, actually.

“Honesty. Check. So, nothing in Sales, Public Relations or Management.”

“It’s my inability to control my rage when I hear that same stupid question at each interview! My probation officer agrees.”

Out of my many weaknesses, the one that occurs to me at the moment is my intolerance for mind games.

Probably that I kill people that ask me that question.

Run.

cookies and ice cream – oh and my response to stupid questions by stupid people.

Thus endeth the interview.

He has a long list of peckadillos.

Jelly doughnuts. Definitely jelly doughnuts.

“I see a street, I have to cross; I can’t help myself.”

My greatest weakness is honesty.

Interviewer: I don’t think honesty is a weakness.

Interviewee: I don’t really care what you think.

How about: inability to distinguish between superlative and comparative? (Just guessing)

When asked what your greatest weakness is, there is only one response: I care too much.

I love this question at an interview. “Pizza.” “Puppies with big eyes.” “ED.”