Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 17, 2024

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    SHIVA  2 months ago


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    Imagine  2 months ago

    That’s actually true. It works better if you tell them to just get it out.

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    syzygy47  2 months ago

    In those real life cop shows, they tell the male respondent to calm down, just calm down sir. And it usually works. The female, on the other hand,saying that just sets them off to greater heights of mania.

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    I need a burrito  2 months ago

    AAAAAUUUGH – Uncalm chicken 2024

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    Ida No  2 months ago

    “My mistake! It’s worse than you think! It’s WORSE!”

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    C  2 months ago

    Off with her head!

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    Would telling them to “calm up” work? It might momentarily confuse them. (—

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    It reminds me of a scene in “The Producers,” when Zero Mostel takes away Gene Wilder’s ‘blue blankie’.

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    DiminishedFirst  2 months ago

    “Lighten up, Francis.”

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 2 months ago

    The savage truth.

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    P51Strega  2 months ago

    I hate how often those words jump out of my mouth before I can stop them. “Calm down” or “just relax”; I know it’s the wrong thing before I even finish saying it. It’s like a reflex.

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    ladykat  2 months ago


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    PuggyPug  2 months ago

    What happens if you tell them to calm up?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 2 months ago

    Ha! The trick is escalate. Double the hysterics, double of fun.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 2 months ago

    I AM CALM!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    Cerabooge  2 months ago

    The chicken version of Cheech in Nice Dreams.

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    eddi-TBH  2 months ago

    People should panic more often. It’s a great way to burn calories.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Don’t panic” is the best advice you’ll ever be given. It’s appropriate in every situation.

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