Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 24, 2022

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    STEPUP  3 months ago

    Gary, move your car, before he takes a dump!!!

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    maureenmck Premium Member 3 months ago

    I would say it’s a big deal — Pterodactyls haven’t been around since the Cretaceous period.

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    danketaz Premium Member 3 months ago

    Must be a Rodan hog.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m not cleaning that!

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    hcdrake2000  3 months ago

    Think that’s the one that hit my truck the other night

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    LongWong  3 months ago

    On the bright side: no one is going to vandalize his car.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    My what big teeth he has….

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    royq27  3 months ago

    Something about that big has been using my car for nefarious deeds.

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    SofaKing  3 months ago

    That’s the one that crapped on my car the other day AS I WAS WAXING IT!

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Might take a while to wash the car after he does his business though….

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    khcm1157  3 months ago

    Could be worse, your car could be a convertible with the roof stuck down.

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    Thomas R. Williams  3 months ago

    At least it’s not a Wake of Black Vultures.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    I’d be happy if all he did was poop. I don’t like the look in his eye.

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    Let’s call him Pterry and it’s pronounced Terry and you can’t hear him go to the bathroom because the P is silent.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    It’s sort of like a spoonerized “If the shoe fits, wear it.”

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    More precisely, Leopold, a “big, scary, prehistoric bird,” a.k.a. flying dinosaur. Probably poops a lot, too….

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    Night-Gaunt49  3 months ago

    The stance is wrong should be perched like a bird on the hind feet.

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