Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 10, 2022

Fangs for nothing.

Okay boys, settle down!!!

Every dog has his day.

Leo has a bigger mouth. All the better to eat people with!

May the bigger mouth win!

“Were any doubt” or “was any doubt”?

Yet, Leopold is the vampire’s slave……

Given how fondly Leo speaks of Gary’s former bloodthirstiness, I’m surprised he hasn’t developed the madscience to steal Gary’s powers.

Then again, they’ve both spoken fondly of the days they’d have gore-splattered brawls, vampiro a muto, tearing each other to shreds, so maybe Leo is immune.

Leo has the horns for extra advantage!

Most mammals ‘smile’ only establish that their teeth are bigger and thus show aggression, humans are the only mammals to smile to show ‘friendliness’ . . . we’re sooooo odd!

But Gary did look fierce, even if for a brief moment of time. He probably channeled that moment he was about to eat the jelly filled glazed donut.

A fierce off is always a great way to start the day; really gets the blood pumping.

I’m glad to see that Gary hasn’t lost it. If he still has the hypnotic powers and shape shifting he may have an edge on Leo.

When Gary was in his bloodthirsty prime, he would win I think.

But Gary can fly…..

I thought they were checking each other for spinach. :)

On this day, gotta give Gary credit for at least trying! Actually, by most standards (i.e., not involving Leopold) he did pretty well in the “fierceness” category….