Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 23, 2022

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    SHIVA  6 months ago

    Gary, go to the Internet, and find yourself a girl vampire!!!! I’ll expect a wedding invitation from you eventually!!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 6 months ago


    One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do

    Two can be as bad as one

    It’s the loneliest number since the number one


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    dbwindhorst  6 months ago


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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Leo is cruel and mean….the little evil monster….Gary should teach him a lesson, once and for all….no respect for Gary at all!

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    The Orange Mailman  6 months ago

    I haven’t seen Gary use any of his powers in awhile. Time to hypnotize a helpless barista into giving you a discount, or suck the jelly out of a jelly filled donut, or turn into a bat and fly over the neighbor’s landscaping to garner ideas for your own garden.

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    BullCityFats  6 months ago

    Use that vampire hook-up app, Bitr

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    The shrill squeeky wheel gets the grease, er, donut.

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    diego1960  6 months ago

    Gary has more friends than many people do.

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    dv  6 months ago

    There must have been Scalosian water in Gary’s coffee

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    You are correct, Sir Leopold!

    Gary hasn’t acted like a real vampire in centuries! His so-called “powers” are dormant!

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