Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 27, 2022

It’s one hell of a ride if you do it right!

The landfills near me would place Leopold at the top, kicking Gary out. They are all becoming mountains.

Shouldn’t he be saying “Good Day”?

And now he suddenly remembers why he took them off in the first place…

Gary sleeps very sound, I guess…until he lands at the bottom….

Gonna wake up in broad daylight in a stinky landfill. Not gonna be a happy vampire.

Leopold is just joshing. If he was seriously trying to get rid of Gary he could just do a Barnabas Collins on him.

Per the movie Idiocracy he’ll reappear in 600 years.

As much as Leopold disrespects his boss, he might not like being sent back to his bud Satan as an ordinary minion/inmate. I conjecture that his assignment to Gary is based on Gary’s continued existence in this sphere/plane of existence.

Take him to the pet cemetery and see what happens.

Whhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! SPLAT! :)

Will a vampire decompose?

Good old Leopold, the prankster henchman! Always good for a laugh, ehh, Gary?