Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 27, 2022

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    The Duke  4 months ago

    It’s one hell of a ride if you do it right!

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    landyk  4 months ago

    The landfills near me would place Leopold at the top, kicking Gary out. They are all becoming mountains.

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    DiminishedFirst  4 months ago

    Shouldn’t he be saying “Good Day”?

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    SquidGamerGal  4 months ago

    And now he suddenly remembers why he took them off in the first place…

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Gary sleeps very sound, I guess…until he lands at the bottom….

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    Gonna wake up in broad daylight in a stinky landfill. Not gonna be a happy vampire.

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    joegee  4 months ago

    Leopold is just joshing. If he was seriously trying to get rid of Gary he could just do a Barnabas Collins on him.

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    ElwoodP  4 months ago

    Per the movie Idiocracy he’ll reappear in 600 years.

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    xSigoff Premium Member 4 months ago

    As much as Leopold disrespects his boss, he might not like being sent back to his bud Satan as an ordinary minion/inmate. I conjecture that his assignment to Gary is based on Gary’s continued existence in this sphere/plane of existence.

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Take him to the pet cemetery and see what happens.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Whhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! SPLAT! :)

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    tee929  4 months ago

    Will a vampire decompose?

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Good old Leopold, the prankster henchman! Always good for a laugh, ehh, Gary?

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