Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 06, 2022

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Dodged a bullet there Gary.

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    Sir Isaac  about 2 years ago

    I just don’t see what Leo has to offer, if you know what I mean.

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    Durak Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Short creatures, on the other hand, no problem.

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    LongWong  about 2 years ago

    Gary is mistaken here. Maybe Leo has just surprised her and is going to eat her….. .Or maybe I just misinterpreted Gary’s reaction and he knows that Leo is on the attack

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    Hedgehog  about 2 years ago

    Leo’s not really a guy, per se.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 2 years ago

    “Short monsters, on the other hand…”

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    raybarb44  about 2 years ago

    Short guys, yes. Short monsters, a totally different scenario……

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Short guys have an advantage.. Nose to nose, the toes are in and toes to toes, the nose is in. Women like that, so I’m told.

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    6turtle9  about 2 years ago

    Poor Gary. Always the punch line, the butt of the joke.

    He does make a good wing man, in a way. He wine-ed her, chatted her up, and then Leopold swoops in for a victory lap or two.

    Gary can go home now and console himself with a gallon of Butter Brickle ice cream and some salty tears, and the soothing whimpering of Owen.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 2 years ago

    Leopold does not consume neither children nor women.

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    Billavi Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Women make rules for some men and break them for others

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    edeloriea14  about 2 years ago

    That date is a hypocrite!

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Can’t be bothered to lie really well. :)

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Tall “fashion model” dames! Who can understand them?

    Naturally, the babe magnet Leopold eats them up…..

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