Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 30, 2022

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    I left my door ajar.

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    Potamus  over 1 year ago

    I used to celebrate National Head-In-A-Jar Day until I got caught. Now the warden won’t let me.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    It’s a wonder he doesn’t get claustrophobic….I know I would…☺️☺️

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Would there be floats in this parade?

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    If I could stick a flute in my mouth

    And Star in my own parade

    Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya

    Would you think the boy is strange? Ain’t he strange?

    If I could win ya, if I could sing ya

    From my jar so divine

    Would it be enough for your cheating heart

    If I broke down and cried? If I cried?

    I said I know I’m in formaldehyde but I like it

    I know I am in formaldehyde but I like it, like it, yes, I do

    Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it

    I said can’t you see that this old boy has been a lonely?

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    Were you a spectator or a participant, Travis?

    Christmas is coming. Travis might make a good elf on a shelf, or is that Owen’s job?

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    It’s a good thing that Travis has an active and (I suppose) vivid imagination! A Head-in-a-Jar needs that….

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