Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 30, 2022

I left my door ajar.

I used to celebrate National Head-In-A-Jar Day until I got caught. Now the warden won’t let me.

It’s a wonder he doesn’t get claustrophobic….I know I would…☺️☺️

Would there be floats in this parade?

If I could stick a flute in my mouth

And Star in my own parade

Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya

Would you think the boy is strange? Ain’t he strange?

If I could win ya, if I could sing ya

From my jar so divine

Would it be enough for your cheating heart

If I broke down and cried? If I cried?

I said I know I’m in formaldehyde but I like it

I know I am in formaldehyde but I like it, like it, yes, I do

Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it

I said can’t you see that this old boy has been a lonely?

Were you a spectator or a participant, Travis?

Christmas is coming. Travis might make a good elf on a shelf, or is that Owen’s job?

It’s a good thing that Travis has an active and (I suppose) vivid imagination! A Head-in-a-Jar needs that….