Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 22, 2023

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    SHIVA  9 months ago

    Leo, just move out!!!

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    loridobson Premium Member 9 months ago

    You could use yourself as the test subject in your experiments.

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    Sir Isaac  9 months ago

    How about a glass of nitric acid with notes of plutonium?

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Make it a double.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    …and how do you think Gary feels about your insensitivity?

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    pcmcdonald  9 months ago

    Pickle him then put him in a jar.

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    the lost wizard  9 months ago

    Whatever the purple thing is drinking seems to be doing the trick. :)

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    I Mad Am I  9 months ago

    If you do not need a hazmat suit while pouring it… if it does not burn a peephole into the depths of the netherworld… if the residual fumes does not send what little bits of your mind that has survived to the outer edges of Saturn… it isn’t strong enough.

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    6turtle9  9 months ago

    Bring the bottle, and a wooden stake.

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    raybarb44  9 months ago

    No doubt…..

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    ChrisTrey  9 months ago

    Consider that their suburb has a “monster bar”, there seems to be enough non humans living there to keep it in business. Maybe Gary started a trend of moving to the ’burbs?

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    —And keep them coming, Zeke!

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