Leo, just move out!!!
You could use yourself as the test subject in your experiments.
How about a glass of nitric acid with notes of plutonium?
Make it a double.
…and how do you think Gary feels about your insensitivity?
Pickle him then put him in a jar.
Whatever the purple thing is drinking seems to be doing the trick. :)
If you do not need a hazmat suit while pouring it… if it does not burn a peephole into the depths of the netherworld… if the residual fumes does not send what little bits of your mind that has survived to the outer edges of Saturn… it isn’t strong enough.
Bring the bottle, and a wooden stake.
Consider that their suburb has a “monster bar”, there seems to be enough non humans living there to keep it in business. Maybe Gary started a trend of moving to the ’burbs?
—And keep them coming, Zeke!
October 24, 2014