Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 02, 2023

Yeah, but it was better than “mad scientist who regularly tortures a disembodied head and eats random neighbors and maintenance people.”

She gulped down her drink real fast!

She’s a demon. I’ve never noticed horns on any of the ladies before.

It’s all about that spin. Try this: I’m a steward for the terror leading a lavish life and I spend a good chunk of time researching pain. I may be performing an experiment tonight.

Poor Leopold; even a woman who’s obviously hornee wants nothing to do with him.

It sounds so much better when Leopold says it…

I think I’ve been to that bar.

Eh, to hell with ’ya then.

It is a henchman bar after all. I wonder if she was a henchwoman?

Too truthful and too late……

But he tells Gary what to do

Uh-Oh, Leopold is slipping. Even the mere mention of loser Gary is enough to drive the women off.

He should have said “I ravish the neighbors. Where do you live?”.

Even Leopold leans the hard way that sometimes Honesty is not the best policy. Sorry, Leopold. Blame it on Gary and prank him hard!