Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 22, 2024

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    The Duke  6 months ago

    My machine saved my life.

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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    How exactly would sleep apnea affect an undead being? It’s not like it could kill him! Maybe it just wakes him from his slumber every now and then?

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    The Orange Mailman  6 months ago

    He wanted to sleep like the undead.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 6 months ago

    ………….and the apnea continues.

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    byamrcn  6 months ago

    If Gary actually has a lake and a little beachfront behind his house, you can understand why he’s so unwilling to leave the burbs.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Gary will be gasping for air once he realizes what Leo did…..☹️

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  6 months ago

    It was a natural mistake.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Those PJ’s are going to keep him awake anyhow! :)

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    ChrisTrey  6 months ago

    Can Owen get into Gary’s coffin when it’s closed? That would make for an interesting story line.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Oops! I guess I am not surprised that with Leopold around Gary has problems sleeping….

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    jrlind55  6 months ago

    Uhmm… vampires are undead. They do not breathe.

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