Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 14, 2025

Hey Leopold, no way to treat a lady!!!

“Skin tube” Hahahahaha!

Breaking up is actually a valid reason to “drift apart”

Love is deaf.

I’ll bet you made her pee, Leo.

Skin tube I like that

Another one from our covid past (2022)

Sounds right, Beatrice

If he wants to get rid of her, he could just eat her.

50-Foot Woman: “You’re cheating on me!?”

[SQUASH!]

Subtly was never Leo’s strong suit. :)

Skin tube sounds like an adult website.

Pedophilia is possibly the only one of the myriad crimes of which Leopold could never be accused.

Skin tube? Now she’s a human sausage?

Good girl, Beatrice. Leopold needs to be poked now and again. Keep the fire burning.

I like Beatrice.