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Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 14, 2015
Ghost 1: I just received what may be a candidate for the best randomly generated spam subject ever. Ghost 2: Who's selling what? Ghost 1: We are cordially invited to purchase under priced spite from one bogumil hochtine. Ghost 2: Oh that's compelling. I'm low on sprite, and this hochstine fellow sounds trustworthy. Ghost 1: And it's underpriced. You can't get spite for less than that. Ghost 2: Let's do it. I'm in for twelve. Ghost 1: Twelve what? Ghost 2: Twelve spites. Whatever. Here's my credit card.
jon creator over 7 years ago
Today’s alt text: “the hours suck but the benefits are unbelievable”
emptc12 over 7 years ago
Too much spite around these days. Wait, is it high-class spite? I hate to sound spiteful, but I hate the low-class stuff.
Diat60 over 7 years ago
That’s the same guy who promised me $1,000,000 for helping him get his funds out of Nigeria!
CeeJay over 7 years ago
Now we know who writes Trump’s speeches!
Funny_Ha_Ha over 7 years ago
Afterlife Telekinesis in spite of disbelief
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
It’s actually a legitimate business. The prices are so low because the seller’s built up a very efficient supply network. He calls it his spiter web.