Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 05, 2015
Alien 1: Hello? Alien 2: Hello ma'am we're here to inform you that your sentient status has been revoked. Alien 1: Revoked? Alien 2: Yes, sorry for the trouble. you've been downgraded to lifetime automaton. You'll still have to vacate the premises so an actual person can move in. Sign here. Alien 1: I feel actual. Alien 2: You have been classified non-sentient, ergo those must be simulated feelings, ignore them and they should go away in time. Initial here. Alien 1: Oh. Alien 2: Thank you so much Mrs. Nesbitt. And if you have any thoughts you want to share with us in the future, please stop. You're no longer licensed for that.