Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 06, 2015
Whoo! Dance Everybody. We interrupt this episode of Pentaped Dance Party to bring you this extremely important advertisement. Drink Dark Evergy brand dark energy drink. Dark energy drink stealthily replaces 74% of your muscles with dark muscles. But the ladies will never know. Lady 1: He's so dark and mysterious! Lady 2: and his muscles defy conventional physics!
Today’s alt text: “I would buy more of this stuff but it’s impossible to find”