Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 09, 2015
Templeton: Sciencemaster Alder! Come quickly! Sciencemaster: Quiet! I'm titrating. Templeton: One of the ensmartened hamsters has gotten into the stem cells and is trying to make pancakes from them. Sciencemaster: What part of "I'm titrating" don't you understand? Templeton: Most of the stuff about indicators. and erlenmeyer flasks are inherently mysterious. But I'm a big fan of burettes. Sciencemaster: You take care of it, Templeton. Templeton: Too late! The pancakes have attained sentience and are attempting to eat the hamsters.
emptc12 over 7 years ago
Punk anti-social stem cells have not yet learned proper discipline.
greatemployee over 7 years ago
Is Templeton’s first name Ty?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 7 years ago
Since he is a Sciencemaster, does that make him a Master Titrater?
jon creator over 7 years ago
Today’s alt text: “Templeton’s brain juice should be changed every 6 months or 3000 thoughts”
jnnydnti over 7 years ago
Yay! Ensmartened pancakes!
Funny_Ha_Ha over 7 years ago
good good good titrations