Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 22, 2015
Alien Doctor: Three alleles into this column, carry the y chromosome and.... Alien Man: Yes? Alien Doctor: Good news! You're 53% related. You can't have sex, but you can help Gwyneth move into her new apartment without any decrease to your own reproductive fitness. Alien Man: Can you check again? I barely know her. Gwyneth: I still haven't decided where to put the piano.
jon creator over 7 years ago
Today’s alt text: “don’t hate the playa, hate the haplodiploidy”
wilburgarrod over 7 years ago
wouldn’t you know it She is your cousin or niece and she needs her piano moved
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
As a relative, you can visit her any time and hang around indefinitely.