Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for August 16, 2016
Alien 1: Goddamnit! Alien 2: Again? Alien 1: That's the last time I let one of those motherless toilet eels shock my nethers. Alien 2: This is why I only use the urinal. Alien 1: What about when you have to poop? Alien 2: I poop at work. Alien 1: Come on! Get your Faraday cage. We're going on a sewer safari.