Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 27, 2022

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    dadthedawg  3 months ago

    Just giving him a little incentive…..

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    If I saw racoons in my house, I’d call an exterminator.

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    About this time of year the raccoons eat all the cherries. They defeat every deterrent so far.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Whatever works.

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    Display  3 months ago

    Just let some spiders and a rat loose. Tell her that her family is visiting.

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    cubswin2016  3 months ago

    That plan could backfire on you.

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    naplllp  3 months ago

    What do you thing these fingers are for? To scratch our bellies?

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    stairsteppublishing  3 months ago

    A raccoon got into the attic and died because it couldn’t get out. The smell was horrible. More terrible was that it entered through a closet and ruined all of the clothes. Hate raccoons.

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    On my first job, my new boss came in late one day and announced that squirrels had gotten into his attic.

    I told him that there was medicine for that now.

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    LKrueger41  3 months ago

    One of the best ever – but I glad my wife doesn’t read comics.

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    'IndyMan'  3 months ago

    Typical of ‘typical sneaky females’ BUT…………if a husband were to do the same thing, we would be banished to the couch for month….minimum, if not worse ! ! ! ! !

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    Diat60  3 months ago

    Lots of clever comments today but I’m just envious of “his” bathroom which must mean another one for “her”.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    ba dum tss

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    car2ner  3 months ago

    hmm, usually I hear that joke as a rat or a cockroach, never a racoon.

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    I have a gray fox and 4 kits living under my metal building these days. They sure keep down the mice.

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    CeceliaWD Premium Member 3 months ago

    Staying at a relative’s house in a room with a dormer window. Summer, Windows open. Wake up to scratching on the screen and I am face to face with the nasty critter. I woke the house up. Pretty sure the raccoon fell off the roof. Next day a tree next to the house got a good trimming.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago


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    schaefer jim  3 months ago

    The smell will kill him.

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    samfran6-0  3 months ago

    One year I thought racoons were nesting in my attic. I could hear them running around and squeaking. I starred at my ceiling fan and hoped they wouldn’t fall through ’cause they sounded like they were in the ceiling gnawing on the wires. When I finally was able to get an exterminated to come out, he found nothing. Turns out, they were just squirrels running around; which lead to knowing I needed a new roof. The exterminator said it was very weak.

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    Poor racoon

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    Jim Kerner Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s not nice, lady in Roz’s Roost.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is that like an “Elf on the Shelf” sort of thing?

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