Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 30, 2022

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    dadthedawg  5 months ago

    If they break a contract with a mirror worker, is it 7 years of bad luck?…..

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    Superfrog  5 months ago

    He can’t see himself doing that job anymore.

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    wmwiii Premium Member 5 months ago

    I was once turned down for a job in a gun shop. They said they wanted a person of a little higher caliber.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    I had a friend who used to work at the local Port-a-Potty Co. But he was laid off. It seems that one afternoon his boss gave him a “Dear John” letter.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Like a breakup: It wasn’t a reflection on you, it was a reflection on them.

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    Olddog04  5 months ago

    The mirror never lies.

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    WMORAN1  5 months ago

    I could see myself working with mirrors.

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    Beaker  5 months ago

    That was the last thing they said to the Count.

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    PoochFan  5 months ago

    And a friend of mine got fired from the calendar printers. All he did was take a day off.

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    I had to quit my job at the muffler shop. I was exhausted all the time.

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    BearsDown Premium Member 5 months ago

    “This operation is hereby eliminating our budget for mirrors. We will go forward relying on smoke alone.”

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    rshive  5 months ago

    What’s worse, there was no reflection for the customers either.

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    Lola85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    So many funny comments! Thanks for the laughs.

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    Wirepuncher   5 months ago

    No reflection? Vampire.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Someone must have been on the wrong side of the Laffer Curve.

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    KEA  5 months ago

    Vampire?

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    drycurt  5 months ago

    I was told I didn’t get the job at the oil refinery because I was too crude.

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 5 months ago

    If they were to rehire you, that would be a mirrorcle.

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    it must’ve mirrored his performance…

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