Don’t steam me, cause I’m already steamed…..
But a noisy noise annoys an oyster,
Getting thrown into boiling water would make anyone get steamed. Occasionally.
Used to be sad. Used to be shy. The funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why.
And sometimes even a little angry.
At Roz’s diner, just clam up and ask for the menu.
Go for the jello. Roz can’t burn that can she?
Sometimes even pi**ed off
Usually they’re happy as a clam.
But they tend to be very shellfish.
Your puns are giving me a haddock.
Badaboom, thank you folks, I’ll be here till Thursday.
Puns are good for the sole.
She could add the clams to the boiled crabs who are usually perturbed, especially with butter.
He is annoyed because he lost big at the clams casino
If the clams are so annoyed they won’t open up, I would pass on them.
ba dum tss
Good old-fashioned joke! Love it!
And they are NOT happy.
AN angry clam may get steamed but oysters just shuck it off.
LOL!
Funny!
So to the description on the menu, she should add “annoyed”.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg 6 months ago
Don’t steam me, cause I’m already steamed…..
Superfrog 6 months ago
But a noisy noise annoys an oyster,
Imagine 6 months ago
Getting thrown into boiling water would make anyone get steamed. Occasionally.
cubswin2016 6 months ago
Used to be sad. Used to be shy. The funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member 6 months ago
And sometimes even a little angry.
jmolay161 6 months ago
At Roz’s diner, just clam up and ask for the menu.
littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago
Go for the jello. Roz can’t burn that can she?
eced52 6 months ago
Sometimes even pi**ed off
Doug K 6 months ago
Usually they’re happy as a clam.
MacGuyver 6 months ago
But they tend to be very shellfish.
Lotus 6 months ago
Your puns are giving me a haddock.
[Traveler] 6 months ago
Badaboom, thank you folks, I’ll be here till Thursday.
joannesshadow 6 months ago
Puns are good for the sole.
preacherman 6 months ago
She could add the clams to the boiled crabs who are usually perturbed, especially with butter.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
He is annoyed because he lost big at the clams casino
Buckeye67 6 months ago
If the clams are so annoyed they won’t open up, I would pass on them.
oakie817 6 months ago
ba dum tss
robin.axten Premium Member 6 months ago
Good old-fashioned joke! Love it!
stamps 6 months ago
And they are NOT happy.
JohnHarry Premium Member 6 months ago
AN angry clam may get steamed but oysters just shuck it off.
kathleenhicks62 6 months ago
LOL!
schaefer jim 6 months ago
Funny!
gammaguy 6 months ago
So to the description on the menu, she should add “annoyed”.