Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 30, 2022

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    dadthedawg  6 months ago

    Don’t steam me, cause I’m already steamed…..

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    But a noisy noise annoys an oyster,

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Getting thrown into boiling water would make anyone get steamed. Occasionally.

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    cubswin2016  6 months ago

    Used to be sad. Used to be shy. The funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 6 months ago

    And sometimes even a little angry.

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    jmolay161  6 months ago

    At Roz’s diner, just clam up and ask for the menu.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    Go for the jello. Roz can’t burn that can she?

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    eced52  6 months ago

    Sometimes even pi**ed off

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Usually they’re happy as a clam.

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    MacGuyver  6 months ago

    But they tend to be very shellfish.

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    Lotus  6 months ago

    Your puns are giving me a haddock.

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    [Traveler]  6 months ago

    Badaboom, thank you folks, I’ll be here till Thursday.

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    joannesshadow  6 months ago

    Puns are good for the sole.

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    preacherman  6 months ago

    She could add the clams to the boiled crabs who are usually perturbed, especially with butter.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    He is annoyed because he lost big at the clams casino

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    Buckeye67  6 months ago

    If the clams are so annoyed they won’t open up, I would pass on them.

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    ba dum tss

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    robin.axten Premium Member 6 months ago

    Good old-fashioned joke! Love it!

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    stamps  6 months ago

    And they are NOT happy.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member 6 months ago

    AN angry clam may get steamed but oysters just shuck it off.

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    gammaguy  6 months ago

    So to the description on the menu, she should add “annoyed”.

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