Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 01, 2023

Take Amtrak!

uh …. congrats .. i guess … ugh

During a prostate exam:

Hey Doc. Why don’t you tell me what I’m thinking?

Huh? Why?

‘Cause you’re touching my brain!

Bill Engvall

Cosmo got the fickle finger of fate!!!

Probably had to pay extra for that.

TSA DRE…Like the IRS audit.

Cheaper there than at the doctor’s.

I know that feeling. I have medical implants and can’t just walk through the metal detector. They wand me then pat me down. At one airport the pat down I got was so ahem thorough I felt like asking the guy for a cigarette afterwards.

Cavity search.

LOL!!!!!!

Hope it doesn’t ever come to that, although I did see a TSA agent search a triple amputated vet at the airport when they let known criminals walk through the you know what.

ba dum tss

Another reason why we like to fly our own plane.

Great art to start a Sunday off with…

I was beginning to think this strip had run out of ideas. Thanks for showing I was right.

The TSA’s intrusiveness is matched only by their ineffectuality.

Oooooo!!!! (that’s why I don’t fly anymore!!)

What the hell were they looking for, wasn’t the X-ray working. Well, at least search should have been easy since he wasn’t wearing any pants. Just a simple, bend over and smile.

Man, who says those guys don’t earn their money?!

Do birds have prostates?

Touchy! Touchy! Touchy!

Just the prostate? i thought it was a deep body search…

Social medicine at it’s finest.

Did he smoke a cigarette afterward?