Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 18, 2023

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    dadthedawg  6 months ago

    I thought that you bit your lip when you didn’t want to spill the beans…..

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    halibaitor  6 months ago

    Wait… Birds have lips?

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    Jml58  6 months ago

    I was looking at a donut.

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    Dean  6 months ago

    Tastes like chicken.

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    Pet  6 months ago

    The second I decide to go on a diet, I suddenly need to eat everything in the house, at bedtime.

    I stopped dieting and lost 10 pounds.

    For me, it is truly a psychological thing lol!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    Last week I tried an all banana diet.

    I didn’t find it very appealing.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    What did the bodybuilder ask the other bodybuilder when wanting details about his diet?

    How much do you whey?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff.

    It is enough to make a mango crazy.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    I changed my diet…

    …the cookies now stand left of my keyboard.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    Maintaining a healthy diet…

    is a piece of cake.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    Well, I’ve been on a diet for a whole week now…

    And I’ve lost 7 days.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    I thought about going on an all almond diet.

    But that would be just nuts.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    I wanted to go on a diet,

    But there’s too much on my plate.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 6 months ago

    Why go on a diet? Didn’t everyone set their scales back 10 pounds last week?

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    wirepunchr  6 months ago

    If you bite your lip too often you’ll end up with a fat lip.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    These things happen.

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    hk Premium Member 6 months ago

    DIET. First 3 letters spell DIE. The last letter is a cross.

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    T...  6 months ago

    Just don’t swallow…

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    aerilim  6 months ago

    That’s a fat lip..

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Roz eats at a place other than hers?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  6 months ago

    “I gained five pounds just by eating my words!” d;o)

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    eced52  6 months ago

    Beaks and lips obviously have a lot of calories.

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