Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 07, 2023

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 11 months ago

    Next time, get them to ask you…..

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Does that gents door lead out to a branch above my car?

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    oldthang  11 months ago

    Be grateful!

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    Sanspareil  11 months ago

    The lady I asked said yes!

    Previous girlfriends asked me and I said no!

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    rshive  11 months ago

    Has Roz’ Roost been upgraded?

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 11 months ago

    Where did Skylar come from?

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    potfarmer  11 months ago

    Oral Contraception

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    preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago

    Actually, Cosmo, old chum, you left out “to the right man” to your rule. But, count your blessings. I once came across a real beauty who was just waiting for the proposal. The trouble was that all that shines is not gold. And, beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    I, for one, have no interest in another marriage.

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    Just-me  11 months ago

    I am blessed by the fact the only woman I asked to marry me said yes and did so.

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    DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago

    There’s a difference between wanting and being desperate.

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    rodney  11 months ago

    I’ve only asked one, 31 years ago. She said “yes”.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 11 months ago

    this might have been a “me too” movement – but left out “to me”

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    ascha35-gocomics  11 months ago

    Someone stole the doorknob.

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    Mediatech  11 months ago

    Keep asking, you haven’t asked every woman yet.

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    PassinThru  11 months ago

    They all want to get married, just not that bad…

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    kv450  11 months ago

    Two women turned me down for a night at the opera. Luckily the 3rd one said “yes”; later she said “l do”. 33 years (and counting) of wedded bliss.

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    rugeirn  11 months ago

    There’s a difference between “wanting to marry” and “wanting to marry you”.

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    Marriage is not the upward mobility requirement it once was.

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    eddi-TBH  11 months ago

    I have known a couple of ladies who would agree with Cosmo.

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    awcoffman  11 months ago

    At least 6 women that Shoe asked should have said “No”.

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    Alverant  11 months ago

    Just because every woman said no to YOU doesn’t mean they will say no to everyone.

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