Actually, Cosmo, old chum, you left out “to the right man” to your rule. But, count your blessings. I once came across a real beauty who was just waiting for the proposal. The trouble was that all that shines is not gold. And, beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
dadthedawg Premium Member 10 months ago
Next time, get them to ask you…..
The dude from FL Premium Member 10 months ago
Does that gents door lead out to a branch above my car?
oldthang 10 months ago
Be grateful!
Sanspareil 10 months ago
The lady I asked said yes!
Previous girlfriends asked me and I said no!
rshive 10 months ago
Has Roz’ Roost been upgraded?
fuzzbucket Premium Member 10 months ago
Where did Skylar come from?
potfarmer 10 months ago
Oral Contraception
preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago
Actually, Cosmo, old chum, you left out “to the right man” to your rule. But, count your blessings. I once came across a real beauty who was just waiting for the proposal. The trouble was that all that shines is not gold. And, beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
ladykat 10 months ago
I, for one, have no interest in another marriage.
Just-me 10 months ago
I am blessed by the fact the only woman I asked to marry me said yes and did so.
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
There’s a difference between wanting and being desperate.
rodney 10 months ago
I’ve only asked one, 31 years ago. She said “yes”.
Saddenedby Premium Member 10 months ago
this might have been a “me too” movement – but left out “to me”
ascha35-gocomics 10 months ago
Someone stole the doorknob.
Mediatech 10 months ago
Keep asking, you haven’t asked every woman yet.
PassinThru 10 months ago
They all want to get married, just not that bad…
kv450 10 months ago
Two women turned me down for a night at the opera. Luckily the 3rd one said “yes”; later she said “l do”. 33 years (and counting) of wedded bliss.
rugeirn 10 months ago
There’s a difference between “wanting to marry” and “wanting to marry you”.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
Marriage is not the upward mobility requirement it once was.
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
I have known a couple of ladies who would agree with Cosmo.
awcoffman 10 months ago
At least 6 women that Shoe asked should have said “No”.
Alverant 10 months ago
Just because every woman said no to YOU doesn’t mean they will say no to everyone.