Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 19, 2024

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    dadthedawg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    My sentiments exactly…..

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    Coopersdad  about 2 months ago

    I can relate to that!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It’s only really, really bad when the room is the bathroom…

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    Jayalexander  about 2 months ago

    I tried to remember until I found something else to do.

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    Ubintold  about 2 months ago

    That’s neither hereafter, nor thereafter.

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    joannesshadow  about 2 months ago

    That joke is older than Biz.

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    Mediatech  about 2 months ago

    Your wallet is in the fridge, your TV remote is in the microwave, and your cell phone is in the mailbox.

    (never mind how I know this…)

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I got myself a new seniors’ GPS

    Not only does it tell me how to get there, it reminds me why I went there in the first place.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries…

    apparently it is not “appropriate” to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Our pastor says something like: Whenever you come across the word “therefore” in the Bible, you should figure out to understand what it’s there for.

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  about 2 months ago

    and if it applies to you then it’s even funnier, we take ourselves too seriously, relax

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 2 months ago

    I said to her, Do you believe in the hereafter?

    Then you know what I’m here after

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    Arthur I Romeo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I think that was from the old Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In

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    Diat60  about 2 months ago

    Amen.

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    andersjg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Where was I before I came in here?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 2 months ago

    It’s when you start trying to make phone calls on the TV remote that you should start worrying.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    1960’s TV.

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    oakie817  about 2 months ago

    ba dum tss

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    samfran6-0  about 2 months ago

    Once I had gone to the mall (we still had a few) in my hubby’s car and came out looking for my car. I was franticlly looking when I remembered which car I had driven. If any one had noticed, I played it off like I was looking for someone.

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    DKHenderson  about 2 months ago

    Yay! Biz rules!

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