Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 22, 2024

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    proclusstudent  2 months ago

    “The rich get richer and the poor get children.”

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    Zykoic  2 months ago

    Let’s do Leno’s wedding announcements!

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    “Alison fall’s on her R’s.”

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    Mediatech  2 months ago

    Are they related to Richie Rich?

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    blunebottle  2 months ago

    Too easy.

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    blunebottle  2 months ago

    In my wife’s home town, there was a girl named Loveless who married a guy named Cupid.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    Extra! Extra! Read all about it, news puns are making headlines!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    The journalist was arrested for his headline-ious puns; he was charged with “corny-tent” violation.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    The newspaper columnist was known as the “pun-dit”; they always had a “say-castic” spin.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    The investigative journalist was able to crack the case by following a trail of newspaper puns; it was a “pun-derful” discovery.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    The editor-in-chief loved hiring pun-loving writers; he believed in keeping the “joke-urnalism” alive.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    Did you hear about the journalist who became a chef?

    Now he really knows how to dish out the news!
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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    I heard a weather forecast that really blew me away.

    Talk about scandalous wind patterns!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    News reporters always know how to twist the truth.

    It’s like they went to journalism contortionist school.

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    rshive  2 months ago

    Cosmo at least earns his pay. Does Shoe?

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    Just-me  2 months ago

    Their son will be named Richie Rich

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    Geophyzz  2 months ago

    But in between time, ain’t we got fun.

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    Dkram  2 months ago

    This one makes me think of “Richie Rich” and all the names used like Richie’s father was Richard Rich, his mother was Richgina, he had a cousin named Reggie Van Dough and many other money referenced names.

    It was a good funny book.

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Good one, Cosmo.

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    rhpii  2 months ago

    My grandmother’s maiden name was Peters and she married my grandfather who was a Peterson.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 2 months ago

    Well this explains where “Richie Rich” came from.

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    Stupid  2 months ago

    Should have been ‘Rich gets Richer’ – it’s a proper name.

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    kathleenhicks62  2 months ago

    The poor get all the bills.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sign of the times.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    Did you hear about the poor pirate that married another poor pirate?

    The poor got poor aaarrr!

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    Billy Yank  about 2 months ago

    One of my distant relatives married Mary Merry.

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