Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 11, 2024

Which is okay, if you like chicken…..

Anybody ever been through the Atlanta GA airport? There is a fast food outlet there and I ordered french fries…tasted exactly like fish!

Worst airport to arriveat after 5pm and before 8am is Norfolk Int. They roll up the sidewalks and nothing is open.

It’s just like Mom used to make, except completely different.

an’ all the food is fresh outta the can!

So what does the chicken taste like?

Bow bow bow…

(Um, do that again)

Bow bow bow…

Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of asandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish youhad some meat…

Bow bow bow…

Ummm… the other day I had a ricochet biscuit. A ricochet biscuit is thekind of a biscuit that’s supposed to bounce back off the wall into yourmouth. If it don’t bounce back, hee hee hee,… you go hungry!

Bow bow bow…

Umm, umm, umm… the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin’ bun…

Bow bow bow…

Hee hee hee hee… What da ya want for nothing? … a rrrrrrrrubber biscuit?

Bow bow oooh ooh oooh oooooooo-waaaaaaaah…

Eating chicken in this strip is uncomfortably close to cannibalism.

Birds eating birds? Cannibals!

Cannibals.

Roz’ cooking is miraculous.

Chicken that tastes like hospital food.

Roz’ is the only place to eat at there.

Even the ice cream and Coca-Cola? d;o)

Cannibals!