It’s often claimed that a misplaced or missing comma can completely change the meaning of a sentence. I guess the same thing could be said for quotation marks!
If I knew than what I know now I would have called off my wedding to Jim, my ex husbands first name, he has turned into a total jerk and it makes my skin crawl thinking I married some one like him and it lasted 3 weeks short of 23 years when he walked out on me.
dadthedawg Premium Member 2 months ago
But you’ve crossed out the date on the wedding invitations so many times that you’ve worn a hole in the paper…..
Ubintold 2 months ago
She’s such a procrastinator.
Sanspareil 2 months ago
She realizes Jim can’t fixit!
bobpickett1 2 months ago
dad joke
Little Caesar 2 months ago
“Ahhhh….. another bachelor party…..”
bobtoledo Premium Member 2 months ago
It’s like, a pun man!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago
She don’t mess around with Jim.
khjalmarj 2 months ago
It’s often claimed that a misplaced or missing comma can completely change the meaning of a sentence. I guess the same thing could be said for quotation marks!
Slowly, he turned... 2 months ago
Hey, if you can get the milk out of the cow… no, wait, that doesn’t work…
Vandy 2 months ago
I thought she was going to say “I am taking the fifth!”
constantine48 2 months ago
Time for Jim to fly the coop.
RabbitDad 2 months ago
Apparently she CAN say those two words, as evidenced by her reply.
oakie9531 2 months ago
oh good one
Sambora1 2 months ago
If I knew than what I know now I would have called off my wedding to Jim, my ex husbands first name, he has turned into a total jerk and it makes my skin crawl thinking I married some one like him and it lasted 3 weeks short of 23 years when he walked out on me.