A shear tragedy…..
farmer jones was feeling sheepish
Mutton to see here.
They were in a state of Ewe-phoria…
Call the lambulance!
It was a wooly bad lambslide at that!
“Screw ewe!”
There’s a wolf out there somewhere.
Far reach for a pun today.
The silence of the lambs. 2.0
Baaaaad pun.
Mutton to see here!
And Shoe complains about Cosmo! That headline alone should sell hundreds of newspapers.
It must have been a sheep slope.
I am sure there was quite the lambiance when they all piled up at the bottom..
There’s a pool at the bottom, they’re going to have a sheep dip.
Time for some big time woolgathering.
Oh man! Actually had a bunch of sheep slide down the hill into the pen on ice one time. (big pileup at the bottom). Sure wish I’d thought of this pun then. :)
“How many sheep were involved?”
“No one knows. Everyone who tries to count them falls asleep.”
The things some people will do for some sheep thrills…
Did they ram into anything?
I believe Fleetwood Mac did a song about this incident!
Oh, I liked this one! Thanks, Gary & Susie.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member 2 months ago
A shear tragedy…..
rcham2k 2 months ago
farmer jones was feeling sheepish
Jayalexander 2 months ago
Mutton to see here.
Imagine 2 months ago
They were in a state of Ewe-phoria…
Superfrog 2 months ago
Call the lambulance!
VictoryRider 2 months ago
It was a wooly bad lambslide at that!
OldsVistaCruiser 2 months ago
“Screw ewe!”
Funniguy 2 months ago
There’s a wolf out there somewhere.
potfarmer 2 months ago
Far reach for a pun today.
elvira.alejandro 2 months ago
The silence of the lambs. 2.0
Kalkkuna 2 months ago
Baaaaad pun.
Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago
Mutton to see here!
rshive 2 months ago
And Shoe complains about Cosmo! That headline alone should sell hundreds of newspapers.
TLBDuck 2 months ago
It must have been a sheep slope.
pheets 2 months ago
I am sure there was quite the lambiance when they all piled up at the bottom..
wirepunchr 2 months ago
There’s a pool at the bottom, they’re going to have a sheep dip.
prrdh 2 months ago
Time for some big time woolgathering.
gooddavid 2 months ago
Oh man! Actually had a bunch of sheep slide down the hill into the pen on ice one time. (big pileup at the bottom). Sure wish I’d thought of this pun then. :)
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago
“How many sheep were involved?”
“No one knows. Everyone who tries to count them falls asleep.”
JP Steve Premium Member 2 months ago
The things some people will do for some sheep thrills…
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
Did they ram into anything?
wlbr549 2 months ago
I believe Fleetwood Mac did a song about this incident!
johnjoyce about 2 months ago
Oh, I liked this one! Thanks, Gary & Susie.