Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 16, 2010

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    celeconecca  over 13 years ago

    There’s a young confusion saying…

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    ejcapulet  over 13 years ago

    Yep, that’s about right. Chinese sayings often don’t mean a thing when translated.

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    McGehee  over 13 years ago

    “Confuse-Us say…”

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    Ray_C  over 13 years ago

    Dorothy Parker had this experience. She woke up in the night with a brilliant idea for a poem that “explained everything” and wrote it down. It was: Hogamus higamus, men are polygamous. Higamus hogamus, women monogamous.

    Actually, there’s is a lot of truth there. Just look at our revered leaders and sports heroes. But I think women may be catching up.

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    lazygrazer  over 13 years ago

    I found this on my nightstand one morning….

    One and one make four which is twice as more as a day feeding children at the zoo.

    See the mushroom cloud stirring up the crowd who keeps asking “What Would Jesus Do?”

    (I decided to keep it to remind me to cut back on the pizza and beer.)

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    heard he got laid off and now works in a fortune cookie factory

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    jo_c_fus  over 13 years ago

    Drinking will do that to you.

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    Ray_C  over 13 years ago

    Quasimodo: I’d have said, ”Dactylic tetrameter,” but since almost everyone knows more about poetry than I do, I’ll accept your call; and if knowing that ever saves my life, I’ll thank you very kindly..

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    fredbuhl  over 13 years ago


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    Bargrove  over 13 years ago

    Confucius say: He who walks on thin ice is all wet.

    Here’s hoping this will help you get through the


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