Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 31, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    One whale equals a LOT of muktuk.

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    el8  over 11 years ago

    And a scoop of blubber for dessert.

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    Quit your blubbering and eat.

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    TheWildSow  over 11 years ago

    Is it true they subsist mainly on whale meat and blubber? Well, you’d cry too if all you had to eat was whale meat!

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    PICTO  over 11 years ago

    Call me Ishmael…

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    Jonni  over 11 years ago


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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    Quit blubberin’ sry

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    barbfrost  over 11 years ago

    If you don’t eat them, you won’t get snow cones.

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    unca jim  over 11 years ago

    No more blubber jokes past this line.. PLEASE !Or I’ll whale on you, fershure !!!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    This is why I hate to buy a whole whale, even when they’re on sale.

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    7500edg  over 11 years ago

    Thats all you have. DEAL WITH IT

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    naturally_easy  over 11 years ago

    They should package ’em like tuna. In little 6 oz. cans.

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    wvhappypappy  over 11 years ago

    What was the old show on Nickolodeon…You Can’t Do That On Television? The kids refused to eat, the dad gave them the starving children in Africa line, they shipped their dinners to Africa…and the starving children sent them back.

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