Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 20, 2018

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    Superfrog  about 5 years ago

    And turn off all your alarms.

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    oldpine52  about 5 years ago

    And be sure to go into the woods and go in the woods.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    What does a bear put in his auto-reply message? “Next time you see me, I’ll have a Spring in my step”?

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      about 5 years ago

    Also, remember to activate Sari for further updates.

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    Bryan Farht  about 5 years ago

    Smart, autoreply. With all those spambots…

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    The smart reply would be “Let me sleep on it.”

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    It won’t work for me. At my age, I’d probably still have to get up at mid-January to go to the bathroom.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  about 5 years ago

    Age old question: Does a bear text in the woods?

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Whoops. Almost forgot. Gotta set it now!

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    colcam  about 5 years ago


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    sml7291 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    slightly off topic… never, ever, use auto-reply. All that does is tell the spammers they have a live email address, which they will happily share with all their spammer buddies. Just Don’t Do It.

    When email was shiny and new the auto-reply “feature” was added as a convenience. It was actually more of pain, especially if the auto-reply went to one or more email accounts also using auto-reply, then that “feature” would cause some serious regenerative feedback that would swamp inboxes and servers. The problem was pretty much resolved when most clients got smart enough not to auto-reply to an auto-reply. But then spamming became a common thing, which really didn’t take too long to happen, and with that the auto-reply feature should have been killed, but it wasn’t. You only have yourself to blame if you use auto-reply and then find yourself swamped by spam.

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    JudyAz  about 5 years ago

    Just put it in hibernate mode.

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