Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 17, 2018

Sloth on a Goth. Rudolph on a Strudel(ph).

…let alone the claw MARKS on your bras…

Don’t forget Bear in Your Hair.

Balls on a wall (in Idaho Falls).

Wick in your……ow!!

Caesar in a freezer

I never would’ve guessed the old guy was a cross-dresser.

Coal in your hole. Your car on fire (this last one doesn’t really rhyme, but in a few minutes, it is going to be a thing).

My brass Vixen hood ornament hasn’t arrived yet.

Ants in your pants.

Comet who can vomit?

St. Nick on a Brick?

Grass up your …

Reindeer on the beer.

There is actually a “Mensch on a Bench” doll for sale at Target. So wrong in so many ways.

How about Momoa on a Samoa! Mmmmmmmmm……Hottie-hot man and Girl Scout cookies, some of my favorite things! ;-)

Channeling Kliban.

Santy-in-your-Panties?

My claws under your bra.