Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 13, 2019

  1. Jmao9763
    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    Plenty more fish in the sea – and you’ll see them soon.

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    I remember an old Western where a man decides to leave Pennsylvania for Oregon. He has his wagon loaded and as he rides through town he spots a servant girl he has seen but never spoken to. ’I’m off to Oregon, Ellie! You want to come?’

    She doesn’t wait two seconds!

     •  Reply
  3. Missing large
    bartfargo  over 5 years ago

    You’ll be sorry!

     •  Reply
  4. The brain
    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    During the flood they evolved into whales, with snorkels.

     •  Reply
  5. Calvin   hobbes   playtime in snow avatar flipped
    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Which illustrates why I’ll never turn down a woman who asks me out.

     •  Reply
  6. Image
    Comics fan Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Clever!

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    MikeM_inMD  over 5 years ago

    She’ll come to regret that decision …. but not for long.

     •  Reply
  8. Irish  1
    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Dave pokes fun at ivorything under the sun.

     •  Reply
  9. Missing large
    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    It’ll probably rain the whole time anyway.

     •  Reply
  10. Stinker
    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Which raises question, how long can you tread water?

     •  Reply
  11. 4 11
    FunnyMinnion  about 4 years ago

    That cruise might just be the only one you need

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Speed Bump